Let’s Play My Boyfriend for the Nintendo DS - Part 4

Parts: 1, 2, 3

Apologies for no new part yesterday! Part 4 and 5 will arrive today.

We walk into the skate park, and immediately:

Alright, everyone be cool. This is a red alert, boy at 12 o clock.

So, let’s tap his atom.

Oh, this again. Joy of joys. I cut out the pointless love mini-games for you guys (you’re welcome), so let’s see what our ‘fairytale prince’ has to say:

Me: Exactly! Nice of you to remember.

Dream Guy: It’s my turn to skate right now, but we could meet later in the cafe if you’d like. Is tomorrow ok?

Our rebel is an extremely nice young man, it seems. How disappointing!

Me: Yes! Ah…I mean…I think that would be great! See you there!

Then uh…this thing turns up:

I assume this is our boy seduction meter, and we have to fill it out to the outermost heart.

STEP ONE OF THE REBEL SEDUCTION IS COMPLETE.

Our best friend sends us this text:

A…sporty outfit, eh? Well, we can try. To the mall! (After some more dog poop grinding)

We buy this horrible sweater for FUCKING £79 and some lipstick and blonde hair dye. SPORTY.

The final look just screams sporty, I think:

So let’s go to bed, and in the morn, the seduction continues.

Well omniscient third-person narrator, it’s looking like it might be the D. To the cafe:

Options time!

Alright, at this point I’d like to ask a question. WHERE’S THE REBELLION? I want him to scrunch up a cigarette and spit in my face, not politely ask how I’m doing, dammit!

Anyway, I went with ‘Fantastic’.

Me: I don’t know how to say this…But now that we’re both here, I feel fantastic!

Dream Guy: Cool! Tell me, what are you up to today?

Options:

I was curious about the ‘nearness’ option, so I went with that.

Me: Never mind what you’re doing, I’ll come too. I had nothing planned for today.

So apparently school is entirely optional in this universe. Let’s see what our guy’s plans were:

Dream Guy: I’m planning a move with the clique it must be top secret! And…we haven’t known each other that long…

So we can’t know his SUPER SECRET MOVE. We get booted back to the walk-around screen.

Anyway, we then have the option of talking to him again, so I go with ‘Time for a Tête à Tête’:

Me: I want to spend the whole day with you!

Dream Guy: OK? Was that your plan? Sorry, I have to work on a new move for the clique tomorrow?

Ok, I’m honestly starting to wonder why he asked us out at all. Let’s go with the last one left, ‘Free time’:

Me: Enjoy your day. My friends say there’s some brand new aerobics equipment in the gym. I want to try it out!

Dream Guy: Good luck! Or…Whatever it is you say…I’ll be on my way too. Maybe we’ll see each other soon!

The sexual tension in this cafe is booming. So, to the gym. But on our way there…

GASP

Me: …aha…and what was that?

Ex-Friend: Well I wanted to…apologise! As you know, my behaviour was totally out of line!

Me: Ok… er…I mean…don’t worry about it!

Ex-Friend: No, I can be really nasty sometimes. But I want to make up for it OK? I would really like you to come to the theme party!

Me: Invite…me? To a theme party? Well, I don’t know…

Ex-Friend: Come on, it will be great! Everyone dresses up like they are at Mardi Gras. And you seem to be really cool, so why don’t you stop by?

Me: I just need a little time to think about it….

Ex-Friend: Oh come on! The leader of “Skater Nature Clique” will be there too…

COULD IT BE?!?

Me: Really?! Well… then…why not? I’ll be there! Thanks for inviting me!

I’m a touch suspicious, but hey, parties and ~rebels~. We got a text:

Thanks, indeterminate texting friend. Maybe we were wrong. (maybe). The party starts whenever we arrive, so we have some time to burn. What else to do but poop dogs?